So I Creep Toddler TeeBedtime was two hours ago. The house is dark. And yet, somehow, there is a small person standing silently at the end of your bed. They do not blink. They want water. The Details: White arched text at the top reads "So I Creep" in a bold rounded font, with green text below reading "Yeeeahhh" in a wavy retro style. A cartoon skeleton wearing a white ghost sheet mid dance is centered below, surrounded by small orange and white stars, dots, and an orange

A cartoon angry face with furrowed brows and a frown sits between two solid stars

And honestly

Single-color retro motivational poster style

Every parent has heard their kid proudly announce this exact word at the worst possible moment

repeated with the persistence of a congressional filibuster

This is not laziness

the only strategy is charm and plausible deniability

Black text reads "Regulators Mount Up" in bold rounded hand-drawn block caps across two lines

It is a job site

You cannot stand in one place for more than four seconds without a small person appearing directly behind you

The deer gets it

and when you are allowed to make noise